Salt Retreat Factoids

Here are some little factoids that I picked up this weekend at the Salt Retreat:

1. Some of the people in Salt are getting a little old, so if you don't remind them that they offered to give you a ride, they might forget you--my ride was already out of town when I texted with "Where are you? You're late."


2. The fun of tackle football is greatly reduced when someone gets kicked in the face. (She's okay, don't worry)


3. God is awesome.


4. Before Elijah was THE MAN, he was just a man. Or as Ed Noble put it, "dude became DUDE".


5. Eating a heaping plate of bacon will ruin your diet--and make you feel sick.


6. God is AWESOME!


7. If you get six guys in one vehicle on the way back from a Christian retreat, the conversation can easily turn to poop stories. (By the way, some of these were epic)


8. If you put 10 guys in one cabin to sleep, conversations can quickly turn into calling each other women. (Sorry, ladies)


9. GOD IS AWESOME!


10. Ed Noble is definitely a surfer. Only surfers can use the word "dude" every 5 seconds while talking about Elijah. (See #4 for an example)


11. If someone near you starts snoring during a service, it is your duty to poke them until they wake. (possibly not true, but it feels right to me)


12. GOD...IS...AWESOME!!!

There's probably more, but I can't remember them right now.

Salt Company Retreat

DISCLAIMER: This post is going to be very real. It is going to be serious, and it may shock you. If you are looking for my usual humor, skip to the next post. If you want to glimpse a little further into me than I generally feel comfortable letting people see, keep reading.

This past weekend was the Salt Company Fall Retreat, and a lot of things happened, but I'm going to focus on one small (in the length of time, not importance) set of events.

It all happened after Ed Noble finished his third (and final, if you don't count the Q & A) message of the weekend, which was about letting God into your "dark places". During the worship I felt like I was being pushed toward kneeling right where I was. I knelt down, and just felt one of the "dark places" open up. I had kept it shut, fearing that my friends would be weird around me for a while if I told. --THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO SKIP TO THE NEXT POST AND AVOID READING WHAT I'M ABOUT TO REVEAL--


In my pre-Christian life, I was so deep in lust that I even fantasized about other men. These thoughts still surface from time to time, so they're not gone, I won't lie and say they are, but I try to push them away now. They started sometime in high school, I'm not sure exactly when. This is partially why I was so upset when Fred Phelps came to my high school graduation to protest because our class president was gay--I identified easily with the class president, even though I had never met him.

I began to feel that God wouldn't let me simply bury it again, and I needed to tell. The tears began to flow down my face from fear more than anything else. After a little while, Ed invited anyone that felt they needed to be prayed for to come down by the stage, and I picked out a nice little spot right in the center. Various Salt leaders came down and prayed over the people on their knees by the stage, and I felt a little more sure that I could reveal that secret--I opened up and shared it in my small group afterward, and of course now it's right here for all to read.

Then Ed started to talk about specific prayers for people to pray with him. The third one hit me hard. He said he felt that there were some of us in the crowd who were being called to do something but it seems too scary--see this post and this post if you don't know what hit me about that. Next he mentioned that we all knew someone--or multiple someones--that needed to know Christ. Thoughts of my parents hit me hard right there.

I cried through most of that worship, and was the last of the people up front to actually stand. Even without my glasses--if you ever see me remove my glasses during worship or a sermon, it's because I'm crying and I don't like to get tears on them--I could see the concern on some of the faces of the Anthem band when they saw me still on the floor, weeping. After a while of sitting on the floor, weeping, singing, and praying to God all at once--actually somewhat easy to do for me, since the songs were right in line with what I needed to pray--I put on my glasses and shifted position so I was holding my knees in an upright, semi-fetal position. Anyone that saw that and was worried for me then, I was okay at that point, and ready to stand up, with just one problem--both of my legs were asleep, so I had to wait them out. When I stood, I saw a smile cross the face of one of Anthem's singers--don't know her name, sorry--and smiled myself before throwing myself headlong--figuratively--into worship.

After worship came small group session, and there was a barn dance going on after that, but I was so exhausted after what felt like being hit by a freight train that I just skipped the dance and went back to my bunk to crash. I was so out of it, I didn't even wake up when the guys that went came back in to the cabin--for those that were in the Treetoppers, you know how hard that is, there's the blast of cold air as the door opens and lets what little heat is in the cabin out, then the creaking as people climb to the top bunks. I was even on a bottom bunk, right below someone that went to the dance--the bottom bunk shakes badly when the person on the top moves even slightly--and I still slept straight through.

50? Really?

Apparently, this is post #50. Cue the fanfare. I didn't think I'd ever get to 50.

Anyway, I stepped on the scale this morning.....248. That's the first time since high school that I've been below 250. 42 pounds lost so far, nearly halfway to my goal of getting down to 200. The last 48 will probably take longer to lose than the first 42, but we'll see.

Today also marks the one-year anniversary of that fateful night at Salt, and is 10 days away from the anniversary of my acceptance of Christ. For a detailed description of those two nights, click here. I kinda want to have people over on the 19th, but that might require cleaning up my apartment.

Later today, the retreat begins as well. I'm excited, but a little worried about the possibility of the s-word--60% chance tomorrow, according to the NWS and a low of 23 overnight tomorrow.

Not the best idea I've had in a while

On Tuesday, at connection group, we split into halves to be able to talk more easily. The half I was in ended up agreeing to fast on Thursday (none of us went to MMP this week, apparently). Anyway, I decided today would be a good day to do follow-ups for jobs--at restaurants. It's really hard to stick with your fast when you walk into restaurants for job applications/follow-ups. I'd kill for a french fry right about now. Oh well, just have to trust that God will pull me through the rest of the day, and He will.

On another note, the Salt retreat this weekend should be fun. Chance of the s-word on Saturday and a slight chance for it again Sunday, and a low of 26 on Saturday night. I'm definitely bringing my Dallas Cowboys comforter along with my sleeping bag. Hopefully that will be enough. Anyway, even with the cold temps, it'll be fun. I'm rather excited, even if you couldn't tell by looking at me.

Utilities solved?

I got an email today saying the utilities would be in my name on the day I requested (Thursday) so I think that problem is over. We'll see.

Now for something completely different. Connection group last night made me realize that I was spending way too much time playing video games (when we prayed at the open, I closed my eyes, and I kept seeing bombs and rupees from the Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening for GameBoy). So the Sega Saturn and both GameBoys--the Advance and the Color--are locked up in the filing cabinet, which is where I kept the stuff mentioned in this post and the items that brought forth this post. It's been an important filing cabinet for this blog. It--or its contents--keep getting mentioned. I may have to point it out during the tour of my apartment--if people would visit me, but that might require me to stop visiting others.

Utility issues.....

So, here's an update on the issue mentioned in this post: They responded to my email telling me I had to call a phone number to get the utilities switched to my name. Today, I called the number, and was promptly told I needed to either:
1. Go in and fill out a form (the previous post on this topic tells you the result of that option)
2. Have the form faxed to me (won't work, I don't have a fax machine)
3. Fill out the online form (I went with this one)

So, I filled out the form, we'll see what actually happens now. If I did go with option #1, however, my shirt would be ironic..... The "It's all good" shirt doesn't fit with a good tie-strangling. My "You say PSYCHO like it's a bad thing" or "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it" shirts would work better.

Someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear.
You almost had your hooks in me, didn't you dear?
Altar-bound, hypnotized
Sweet freedom whispered in my ear.
You're a butterfly,
And butterflies are free to fly,
Fly away,
High away,
Bye bye.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD, ELTON JOHN!! I DON'T LIKE YOU! Seriously, can anybody help me with this problem?

41 degrees never felt this cold before.....

Yesterday, after I had a little lunch (a yogurt cup), I went to visit friends. I was leaving not long after noon, and I figured I'd go back to my place for dinner, so I just wore a t-shit. Those tricksy friends of mine ate in shifts--during a Dallas Cowboys game. I couldn't leave. I had to stay and watch as the evil Broncos stole the game because Wade Phillips stopped running the ball sometime in the 3rd quarter--even with the lead!! I'm not angry at all......

Anyway, it ended up with me not getting dinner at all, and being there until 10:30. Finally, I felt too tired to stay. I don't think my teeth have ever actually chattered before. I don't like it. It's too loud. I can't believe it was only as low as 41, like the National Weather Service would have me believe.

After I got back, I had a snack, read my Bible, and went to bed. By the way, blueberries are amazing. According to the little blurb inside the container (next to the nutrition information), the USDA has named blueberries as "the top defender--among 30 fruits and vegetables studied--against free radicals, which cause aging and diseases in the body." Also, there was a sign in the store that says they fight belly fat. Let's figure the awesomeness factor. Less belly fat? Great. Less aging? Good, but I could care less. Fewer diseases? Great. Taste? Great. What more could you ask for in a 4.4 ounce container?

I'm a broken man

....and it took today's sermon about the crucifixion to make me realize it. I realized during today's sermon that my fear over going overseas has caused me to pull away from God. I've surrounded myself with video games, movies, and other pointless things, just so I can avoid thinking about it. I should have been drawing nearer to Him to ease my fears, not running from them.

No wonder I've been so tired lately.

Are you kidding me?

Somebody's gonna hurt someone,
Before the night is through.
Somebody's gonna come undone.
There's nothing we can do.

Here's why "Heartache Tonight" by the Eagles is going through my head right now:

Two months ago, when I was signing my lease (they sent it via email), I had to sign a form putting the utilities into my name. When I sent it back, apparently they couldn't zoom in on the images, so I had to re-sign everything on move-in day. Did they have me sign that form again? No. I didn't think anything of it at the time. Big mistake.

At the end of August, they sent me a letter, basically telling me that the utilities weren't in my name, and they charged me a $4.57 fee for it. Again, I thought it was over.

Today, I got another letter in the mail, telling me that I need to get the utilities in my name by the 9th or I would be charged $25. I'm left with a few questions after all this, most which will probably never be answered:

1. Why didn't they take care of this on my move-in day?
2. Why is it suddenly all my fault?
3. (somewhat unrelated, but not really) How is it that on my lease, my last name is spelled correctly, but everywhere else, they leave off the second K?

Anyway, I've sent them an email asking how I can avoid this fee. If they tell me I have to come in and sign a form, I think somebody's going to be strangled using their own tie--if they're wearing one.