Discomfort

Today's post is going to be short (and fairly pointless). However, I feel that this insanity must be shared with the world.

This morning, when I woke up, I wasn't feeling well. Don't worry, it was just the fifth symptom mentioned in the Pepto Bismol commercials. Anyway, during my shower, I started to come up with a song parody. I didn't get very far, because I don't really know much of the original song--and I'm not musically gifted. I did come up with two short parts, which I will share here. I apologize for the language on one part, I've not gotten used to not using those words yet. See if you can guess which song is being parodied.

Wake up in the mornin feeling kind of sh*tty

---I couldn't come up with something for the intervening part here---

Before I leave, brush my teeth with a whole tube of Crest

'Cause when I re-gurg-i-tate, I got real bad breath.