- Some of the people in Salt are getting a little old, so if you don't remind them that they offered to give you a ride, they might forget you--my ride was already out of town when I texted with "Where are you? You're late."
- The fun of tackle football is greatly reduced when someone gets kicked in the face. (She's okay, don't worry)
- God is awesome.
- Before Elijah was THE MAN, he was just a man. Or as Ed Noble put it, "dude became DUDE".
- Eating a heaping plate of bacon will ruin your diet--and make you feel sick.
- God is AWESOME!
- If you get six guys in one vehicle on the way back from a Christian retreat, the conversation can easily turn to poop stories. (By the way, some of these were epic)
- If you put 10 guys in one cabin to sleep, conversations can quickly turn into calling each other women. (Sorry, ladies)
- GOD IS AWESOME!
- Ed Noble is definitely a surfer. Only surfers can use the word "dude" every 5 seconds while talking about Elijah. (See #4 for an example)
- If someone near you starts snoring during a service, it is your duty to poke them until they wake. (possibly not true, but it feels right to me)
- GOD...IS...AWESOME!!!
There's probably more, but I can't remember them right now.
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