So, last night, I decided I'd try to set up my Pez dispensers somewhere. The question is where.... I started this morning by counting and organizing them. I have 118 normal ones (including the Star Trek Collector's Series), 2 motorized ones (I think the motor is burnt out on one, so you have to use the hand-winder on the bottom), 2 miniature ones (although they don't dispense, and they only hold 4 pieces each), and one that looks like a freakish cross-breed of a plush toy and a Pez dispenser.
I organized them into groups--Halloween, Christmas, Easter, Star Wars, Simpsons, Peanuts, Garfield, etc.--and just left most of them sitting on my table, which means there is no room to eat at said table. The Star Wars are hanging out with the cardboard bust of Darth Vader, who now wears a cap on top of his helmet. The Muppets--with two Kermits--are standing behind the army of frogs that hang out on top of my TV--Kermit's army. The Star Trek Collector's Series--still in the box--is on the wall near the thermostat. Finally, the Simpsons--with an extra Lisa and an extra Maggie--are on top of the fridge, just watching. The rest reside--at least temporarily--on my table. ...I think I know where one group can go, but I won't reveal that here.
On a completely different note, I've only been here two weeks now, and I'm on my third roll of TP. This new high-fiber, low-fat diet is making my toilet work overtime. Good thing water is free and I have a plunger. The good side of this diet is that I've lost 15 pounds in about a week. The only time I've lost weight faster was on my 5-day fast--I lost 16 pounds, but put 6 of them back on the first day I started eating again. At this rate, I'll be back to junior-in-high-school weight (250 pounds) by the end of the month (I'm currently 275). The weight loss will probably slow down however, and I might only make it to going-home-after-freshman-year weight (260 pounds--I lost 45 pounds my freshman year and put 40 of them back on over the summer).
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