For those of you who don't remember (or never saw) the much-beloved, smash hit Saturday morning educational kids' show "The Weird Al Show", the title of this post is a reference to the slowest superhero ever. (By the way, if you wish to see more of the series, I do have it on DVD).
Anyway, the past couple days I've been feeling very slow. At times, my brain kicks down into low gear, and it feels like I'm moving and thinking in slow motion, while the world keeps going normally. These spells only last for a few seconds, but it's quite disorienting. I'm not sure what's causing it, though it seems to happen when I'm not doing anything else. If I somehow learn to control it, I could become the lamest superhero ever--bad enough even to where most Batman villains have cooler "powers".
In some unrelated news, I got my new toy today--a speaker dock for my iPod. Now I can finally fulfill my dream of listening to music in the shower. Though potentially, the neighbors might hear and ask me to turn it down in the future, since it's not that hard to hear things like "I didn't rob no bank" or "Hide the dope, your mom called the cops" while I'm in my room. Don't you wish you lived in a neighborhood as classy as the one I live in?
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