Fortunes

So, this morning, I opened a bottle of Jones Soda--Green Apple, my favorite flavor--and the cap told me that "The tide of change approaches." I have no idea where that cap got its information. What change? Just because in less than a week I go from having lived in 4 individual dwellings within 3 buildings within 2 cities to 5, 4, and 3 respectively, or that I'm having a roommate for the first time in my 24+ years of life, or that I'm soon to be attending community college, or that I'll be living four times as far from Des Moines--the city that I was born in and grew up in--as I've ever lived, or that I'll be attending a church that meets in a hotel and whose college ministry meets in a bar....That's nothing. Sometimes these things are way off.