My parents are both out of the state, so it's very quiet in this house. They left on Sunday, and the first one won't be back until Wednesday evening. I thought about just not worrying about putting on clothes in the morning, but then I realized I have to go outside at least twice a day (to get the newspaper and to get the mail) and then there are the other four problems. They are an 18-year-old cat that is no longer able to retract his claws, a 24-pound cat that thinks my lap is his personal space, a 23-toed cat who likes to sit on one side of the couch, and a cat that loves human contact. So I decided I'd have to wear clothes.
My dad took me to Valley Church again on Sunday, and I noticed that the guy who made the "Love at First Sight" remix on the James & James CD is in the Valley Church worship band. After the service, I felt a hand on my shoulder. Of course, I fell for the old "put your hand on his right shoulder and stand to his left" trick. It was a guy from my connection group this past year--the freshman from West Des Moines who was heading to California the next day (which would be yesterday by now).
Anyway, I was thinking about vampires a couple days ago--because of two strange marks on my neck that could be from a vampire bite, and my body just overhealed the spots--and I remembered reading that they don't like to cross water. According to the book Congo by Michael Crichton, neither do gorillas--not sure if that's true, and I don't feel like reading gorilla research during time off from school. I therefore must conclude that all gorillas are vampires. I hope that this will not cause a panic, but I know how the internet is, so if anyone's interested, I have plenty of garlic here to protect us from these vampire-gorillas. You just have to find me, and hope the marks on my neck aren't from a vampire bite......Muhahahahaha.
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